Taken from a July 2002 entry:
On pickles:

"...Of course none of this i am typing is making any sense. But hey, do blogs have to make sense? for examples, i still think the word pickle is not a verb but rather the cucumber that has been preserved in sugar and vinegar and other gunk. See we have changed the meaning of the word pickle.. so there fore pickle is in reference to the vegetable. so there fore if A=b and B=C then therefore along wit hthis logic. if a pickle=CUCUMBer that has been preserved then CUCUMBER =VEgetable then A=C and a pickle is a vegetable. In refuting alli's statement on a pickle being a former vegetable, i use the argument on a more serious note that if a human is in a coma indefinitely, and needs life support and tube feeding, do we still consider them a human being or a vegetable?"