Today, I'd like to discuss about the topic of body odor. Like farts, not often talked about, body odor is a topic that is often neglected in terms of personal hygiene. Can you ever imagine that a long time ago, it was a body odor that attracted the opposite gender? Correct me if I'm wrong but don't humans secrete pheremones as well through their odors? To me it smells all the same. But of course, me, being not biology inclined, i wouldnt know . What i do know is, that a person can get used to their own smelliness. Take me for instance. I can recycle socks. They probably stink but to me, they smell fresh and new (until they can stand on their own. then i know its time to change them. but dont worry, i dont do that. ) but what a great idea... to make sock sculptures out of wearing them for two months straight, encrusted with the foot juice and toe jam until they can probably walk on their own and carry you around. or if not, they would make nice realistic sculptures... then people would ask you, "so what type of plaster did u use to make this piece of fine work?" then you would say, "i call this natural art. as it is formed from the natural ... from the organic.... not from plaster.. but from the very feet of the owner of these socks" of course you wouldnt tell them that it was ur socks but hey, you're well known now, with a big cheque and a golden plaque for achievement in art, what more can you ask for?

Of course none of this i am typing is making any sense. But hey, do blogs have to make sense? for examples, i still think the word pickle is not a verb but rather the cucumber that has been preserved in sugar and vinegar and other gunk. See we have changed the meaning of the word pickle.. so there fore pickle is in reference to the vegetable. so there fore if A=b and B=C then therefore along wit hthis logic. if a pickle=CUCUMBer that has been preserved then CUCUMBER =VEgetable then A=C and a pickle is a vegetable. In refuting alli's statement on a pickle being a former vegetable, i use the argument on a more serious note that if a human is in a coma indefinitely, and needs life support and tube feeding, do we still consider them a human being or a vegetable?

Did i mention that I want to play and sing like Brian mcKnight?